Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Gravity Falls



If there's one thing to know about me, it is that I love off-the-wall, kooky situations and characters that make me laugh. There are few things in the world of comedy (states side at least) that happen to make me smirk much; and I love laughing, so it's an unfortunate tragedy.


Enter "Gravity Falls," a show about a pair of twins, Dipper and Mabel Pines, who are forced by their parents to go away for the summer to live with their odd Great Uncle (Gruncle) Stan at his house in Gravity Falls, Oregon. This is essentially Disney Channel's response to Cartoon Network's wildly popular "Adventure Time," but in a lot of ways this show is a lot funnier. AT tends to be a little too random at times with its humor, which is fine, especially for those who've grown up on the network's equally absurd Adult Swim block for the last decade.

GF has the advantage of mixing a kind of "Scooby Doo" mystery aura with an AT silliness. The silliness is far tamer than the Cartoon Network show, but it doesn't feel any less "epic." The show's main appeal is its brilliant delivery of lines. Much like the way the first "Shrek" surprised kids and adults with its smart humor, this show has a similar pull. Adult sensibilities are lobbed in with silliness and mystery to make this one of the better cartoons I've seen in a long time, and--in time--maybe even rivaling '90s epics like "Ren and Stimpy," "Rocko's Modern Life," and "Animaniacs."

It also has the advantage of having the brilliant Kristen Schaal on as the voice of Mabel. She's best known as Mel from "Flight of the Concords" and more recently as Hazel from "30 Rock." Lots of the wacky humor comes from Mabel, who is a pseudo female version of AT's Finn, while the exposition of the story is expounded by brother Dipper, voiced by James Ritter.   

Best of all, the show has a mysterious plot that is blossoming before our eyes every episode, with little clues injected each episode that get at the larger picture; whatever that plot may be is part of the allure of the show.


Something very strange is going on in Gravity Falls, and I'm completely on board. I highly suggest grabbing a buddy or two and watching this.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

The Western and Arab Experience

Violence begets more violence; death and slaughter will run rampant when men, women, and children grow up in times that are thirsty for bloody, clouded by anger, and quick to thoughts of vengeance.

Recently I watched “Kingdom of Heaven,” the Director’s Cut, directed by Ridley Scott of “Gladiator” fame, and I won’t sit here and not say that I didn’t love this movie. History fascinates me, it’s one of my loves, and one of the two majors I completed in my undergrad. I happily sat there and watched it, admiring it for its technical achievements, but more so for where it stood on Western and Arab relations.

On a side note, this move was touted as a historical action flick and had 45 minutes of footage edited out because the studio head didn’t believe a modern audience would want to go see a movie this long.This is the primary reason it didn’t do as well as Scott would have liked and many critics found the film to feel “incomplete.”
This bloody conflict (The Crusades), which lasted for nearly 200 years, set up the shaky relationship of these two religious powers that continues to persist to this day. This is the primary focus of the film.

The movie, although not entirely accurate, is a fantastic contemporary depiction that gets at the meat and bones of what this conflict wrought. Balian de Ibelin (Orlando Bloom) was given his father’s lands, and through cooperation and dedication, terraformed a dusty and scarce environment into one that flourished with life and harvest. It’s no surprise that this scene is a metaphor for the incredible possibilities that are possible when two opposing forces work together, and it is a superb portion of the movie.

But of course, this film is about the fall of Jerusalem and it returning to Islamic hands under the military prowess of Saladin (Ghassan Massoud) . Both Saladin and Balian are represented as men of honor who try to avoid conflict with the enemy, preferring to continue a shaky peace. Now of course, there are several players involved who are ready for open war; both sides have either advisers or ambitious men who would like nothing better than to see the other side killed and burned while justifying it as God’s will. The film escalates into open war because there was no way to reconcile; insults were lobbed toward Saladin and Islam after his sister is murdered and his emissary killed while sending peace negotiations.

Christians are clearly portrayed as the wrongdoers and the primary antagonists of the film, and history can vouch for that, but this movie is not about sympathies for one side or the other. The most prominent scenes in this film are Balian riding out to meet the invading Muslim armies and always thinking of protecting the inhabitants first and foremost: a collection of Christians, Jews, and Muslims all living and working together. Following the climax of the siege of Jerusalem, Balian and Saladin agree to peace terms: the crusaders leave Jerusalem and all its inhabitants can leave freely, without fear of slaughter. The terms are accepted. Balian asks Saladin what the city of Jerusalem is worth.

“Nothing…everything.”

 Then there are other movies that focus on this shaky relationship in a way that doesn’t help show that there is any opportunity for understanding and mutual respect to exist. The last decade in the United States has been one of antagonism and racial profiling that’s done little to help society  try to learn about and respect people in the Middle East. These movies, for example, are not all-out propaganda against Muslims, but for a society that’s easily impressionistic and too preoccupied with other interests to take time to learn about other cultures, they aren’t far off.
The trial begins, and Lt. Hays Hodges (Tommy Lee Jones), fellow marine during Vietnam and longtime friend of Childers, agrees to act as his defensive attorney. The movie follows Hodges’ attempt to uncover evidence in Childers’ favor, relentlessly pursuing surveillance evidence from the embassy where the camera pointed down at the crowd, but nothing is ever found. He visits the embassy in Yemen, and various other locales, where victims of the violence, particularly the children, are shown in a sympathetic light. One little girl who was in the crowd loses a leg as a result of Childers’ command to fire into the crowd. Hodges and Maj. Mark Biggs  (Guy Pearce), the prosecuting attorney, go back and forth arguing for and against Childers’ order to fire respectively, culminating in Hodges’ climactic speech about a marine’s service to country, his worth, and honor.
Childers is cleared of his most heinous charge and the film ends on a positive note for marines, showing how those who serve their country go through terrible trials that politics and ethics cannot teach in war. Fair enough. But it also ends up doing nothing positive for the group of people who were murdered, it being revealed that they all had weapons and were also firing at the marines, along with the snipers, justifying Childers’ call. The sympathetic scenes of bullet ridden children, especially the little girl with the crutch, are all throw-away. They are portrayed as beguiling, sending a terrible message about Arabs that doesn’t even spare the children.



Reconciliation of two cultures, who aren’t as different as each might think, is possible. And one can see how when comparing these two films. Where “Rules of Engagement” is a film about law and order–the reign of signed contracts, “Kingdom of Heaven” focuses on the spoken contract. A man’s word dictates who he is and what makes up his character; both Balian and Saladin were portrayed as honorable and empathetic men who obeyed their promises. The other film laid under a mire of political jargon and cover-ups. Sure, Childers innocence was proven and an American hero is vindicated, but the Muslims in that crowd, the children, never uttered a word, forever sealing their guilt. We as an audience get nothing from them, and a film about a medieval crusade is shown to be far more progressive than one about the judicial system in Democracy.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

50 Shades of Grey ≠ A Song of Ice and Fire


While at work today, I had a short conversation with one of my coworkers on books. I told her about how I spent a good portion of my day reading A Song of Storms (Book 3) and extolled its wonderful depictions of characters, especially those who were first introduced to me as villains. She too is a fan of reading and indulges herself in 50 Shades of Grey when time allows her. I can’t lie, it felt like being stabbed through the heart when she told me how she enjoys the book and that her daughter told her how the series only gets better. To see this novel at the top of the bestsellers list in the Amazon Kindle Marketplace, hearing rumors of a movie deal, and just having to witness it come up as often as it does in regular daily life is nauseating.



I visited Barnes & Noble and read a few pages of the book about two months ago to confirm my (and the Internet’s) suspicions over whether this novel was pure drivel. To the contrary, it was worse. The book started off as Twilight fan-fiction and evolved into a macabre tale of a pointless sexual contract that reads like any other Harlequin Romance novel. The extraneous fluff of adjectives don’t help either. One of the most fascinating aspects of the pages I read included a list of assorted sexual positions and some talk of safe words; all of this information is delivered in a boring style, and is only interesting because the words look so naughty on the page.
It makes me sad to hear anyone wasting their time reading this poor excuse for literature when there are so many superior stories out there. I am clearly biased toward A Song of Ice and Fire, but not without justifiable reasons. One of the hallmarks of reading is that stories can teach us how to behave and what to do when a difficult situation overwhelms us. Many people turn to different sources of inspiration: celebrities, athletes, God; but there are also characters that stay with you, and give you the push to always better yourself.



What would Rocky Balboa do?

Replace Rocky with any other name and you have an icon to keep you grounded. In the A Song of Ice and Fire series, the central characters go through horrors that no one in our time could ever dream of. Catelyn Stark is easily one of the most forlorn wives, mothers, and women in the series, having to endure great strife and grief at every turn, and yet she continues to fight for the love of her family. The best part about her and many of the other characters is that she inspires debate; her actions and reactions change the course of an entire kingdom, and with it, the opinions of readers.
I think back to my coworker and know that she could use a character like Catelyn Stark as a role model in her own life: divorced, in her mid-forties, raising two children; it’s got difficult, and the strain clearly shows in her. She shouldn’t be serving tables, working with people half her age, but she does what’s necessary to survive, the same way that Catelyn Stark does. She could gather so much strength from a woman like her, not from some silly half-wit like Ana in 50 Shades of Grey, who enters a sexual relationship with a billionaire. A billionaire? This entire decade is going to be about the one versus the ninety-nine percent.
Readers must be more scrutinizing with their book selections. I understand it’s easy to jump on the bandwagon of popularity, and I only picked up on the aforementioned series because of HBO’s “Game of Thrones,” but I studied what it was that this series was introducing me to–and I have no regrets. The character’s I’ve met are lively and real, as real as any others I’ve known, and if I’m ever in a dark place, not sure where life is taking, I can always think back on the actions of the many characters in this series and borrow strength from. “Winter is coming,” are the words of House Stark, a bleak phrase that identifies that tough times are ahead, but after every winter there is a spring–an endless cycle always continues.